# dan

Fuck the king

"She’s a sentient life form and I am the person responsible for stripping her off her freedom. I didn’t expect this, I just wanted a freaking hamster!"

# dan


~Dan’s liveshow 15.04.14~


Lets all raise a toast to Jack Gleeson for convincingly playing the most despised, loathed and douchiest character who is the human equivalent of period cramps for 4 years. 

Happy 17th Birthday Maisie Williams! (04.15.1997)


The Story of My Hamster
# dan

MAKE ME CHOOSE: How To Make British Pancakes or A Day in the Life of Phil and Dan? (asked by anonymous)

"One kilogram?! We’re not a family of ten, phil!"

# dp


once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’